Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Ep 6.3 "You're No Good"


SPOILER ALERT:  This is a recap of the episode, so if you haven’t watched it and don’t want to know what happens, exit now…

This week’s episode opens continuing with Eric’s glamoured conversation with Willa Burrell.  She says she can tell him about all the experiments going on at “the camp”.  Her father’s guards come through the door, but she and Eric are gone with the breeze blowing through an open window.  He takes Willa back to Fangtasia.  Pam and Tara are there, but Pam tells him that Nora went out somewhere.  He tells them to pack up anything they feel nostalgic about, because they need to run like hell.  Pam comes out with a small box of what is left after Burrell’s men came to the bar.  I really hope she grabbed the framed Village Voice with George W. Bush biting the Statue of Liberty, because I really like that piece for some reason.  Willa tells Eric he doesn’t need to glamour her and says they are studying vampires and looking at all of their strengths and weaknesses to use against them.  As they leave Pam gets a little misty eyed, but Eric tells her it’s just a bar.  She says she knows he doesn’t believe that.  Pam and Tara vote to kill Willa, but Eric points out that she’s the only thing they have to bargain with.  He proclaims, “The world is changing Pam and we have to change with it”.  They show up at Ginger’s, who is of course is some skin revealing outfit with fresh bite marks.  She only sees Eric and thinks he is there for her company.  She is upset when Tara, Pam and Willa come in and she realizes they will not be having sex.  He tells her one day, but not today.  He wants to use her convenient two-person coffin for the day while Pam and Tara go to ground.  He doesn’t trust Pam not to kill Willa.  Tara is not excited about Eric getting the coffin, but he tells her to deal with it.  Eric isn’t getting much dead time with Willa in the coffin staring at him.  She tells him that her mother had an affair with a vampire and left her father for him.  She says she likes vampires.  She notices Eric has the bleeds and goes to lick a drop of his blood, but he stops her.  (Thank you Eric, you are not that stupid, because of course his blood would give her superstrength!)  Ginger interrupts Eric’s slumber to tell him his cell is ringing.  He answers to find Governor Burrell on the phone.  Willa warns him that her father will be tracing the call, but Eric says his phone is untraceable.  Burrell wants to speak to his daughter and Eric refuses him.  He taunts Burrell by telling him he is trying to decide the best way to kill Willa.  The governor’s men are able to trace Eric’s phone, but he hears them say “gotcha” in the background and turns to get a head start out the back door.  The only problem is that Tara and Willa are missing.  Eric glamours Ginger and tells her to stall as long as she can.

Sookie, Niall, and Jason are still holed up at Sookie’s.  Jason is being affected by something and having horrible headaches.  He finds some pills Lafayette stashed in the kitchen.  Niall senses Warlow outside and goes to find him.  Jason goes running out as well and Sookie follows, but Warlow gets away.  Once they are safely back inside Niall asks Sookie why she isn’t afraid.  She tells him she has been in danger for as long as she can remember so she has to pick what she is most afraid of.  The next day Niall visits “fairy Moulin Rouge”.  There has been a massacre and only one male fairy (I don’t think it was Claude, but I couldn’t be sure) is there dying.  He shows Niall what happened and then begs for a mercy killing.  The fairies somehow didn’t realize that 1) Warlow is a vampire, and 2) how he got inside the portal.  (Thank God that stupid fairy club is gone, because I just wasn’t feeling it.  Though it was a step up from the hippie fairies of season 3.)  Jason doesn’t understand why Niall is outside hunting vampires in the daytime.  Sookie is worried about him because he looks really sick.  He confides in Sookie about the visions of their parents.  He realizes it wasn’t really his parents and that he was obsessed and crazy, but also says his parents were racist.  Sookie tells him they should love their parents in spite of their faults.  She tells him that their mother was scared of Sookie and that she never told him before because she didn’t want him to feel guilty or ashamed.  Ben shows up at the fairy portal just as Niall is leaving.  Apparently he got lost and it took him two days to get there.  (Hmm, a little suspicious to me.)  Niall tells him the portal was destroyed by a vampire and Ben says he was attacked by a vamp.  (Just saying, awfully coincidental.)  Ben mentions the name Warlow and then bows realizing who Niall is.  Ben tells him he met Sookie and will help Niall defend her.  She is somehow the future of fairy-kind.  Niall brings Ben to Sookie’s house and tells them the fairies have been killed.  Jason is concerned about Hadley, but Sookie reassure’s him that she left when Russell Edgington attacked.  Ben gets into Sookies head and she tells him to get out.  She decides she should burn off some stress by cleaning.  He comes to help her and apologizes.  They flirt.  She wonders why she can feel Ben listening in when she couldn’t feel the other fairies in her head.  Just then, Warlow returns.  Niall chases after someone and catches Nora who tells him she is looking for Warlow, before running off into the night.  Jason collapses. 

We get a look at “the camp” and see the latest captive, Steve Newlin.  He tells them he’s the spokesperson for the AVL, who will be looking for him, but they are not afraid of the vampires.  Probably because they know the AVL went batshit crazy and is no more.  Steve gets a surprise visit from his (ex?) wife Sara.  (So glad to see her back!)  He thinks she is there to save him, but she informs him she is in politics now.  If you want to do God’s work you have to be in politics.  He tries to appeal to their former “love” and tells her he is scared.  She says he hurt and embarrassed her and he’s basically in for it now.  She says this camp is what they used to dream about, a government run, Fellowship of the Sun.  He tells her he manipulated his way to being turned into a vampire, but she knows he is full of it.  A doctor comes in and tells Steve he wants to know everything about Eric Northman.

Sam wakes up outside his trailer and finds Nicole and her friends there.  They ask if Alcide’s entourage were werewolves and Lafayette tells them they should forget the word werewolf and anything they saw.  Nicole tells Sam she is sorry about Luna and Emma, she didn’t realize that Luna had died.  She knows he is going to try and get Emma back and offers to help.  He tells her he’s got it under control.  After she leaves, Lafayette tells Sam she will be trouble for him.  (New love interest for Sam perhaps?)  He asks Sam what the plan is, but Sam tells him to go home.  Lafayette tells Sam he “is in” on the plan because Sam has always been good to him and gave him a chance when no one else would. 

Andy receives the government-issue gun with UV rounds as well as the anti-glamour contact lenses.  Holly shows up at the station and asks if he will be enforcing the vampire curfew.  Vampires are scratching at her hotel windows at night.  Andy’s little pre-teen daughters come in giggling and Holly exclaims “Oh Goddess”.  Andy tells her they age rapidly.  He still hasn’t thought of names for them and calls them by numbers because “it seems to work”.  He asks her for a ride somewhere.  He takes her to Fort Bellefleur to teach her how to shoot.  He says he and Terry always played there when they were little and felt safe there.  Even though she is still upset with him he wants to be her “Fort Bellefleur” and hopes they can be friends.  She’s pretty lucky as far as potential stepmom’s go since those girls should be grown and out of the house in 2-3 days.

I’m very torn now.  Last season I was all for Alcide being packmaster, but I’m gonna have to say he pretty much sucks at the job and he’s only been doing in about 48 hours.  A cop car is coming down the road and Rikki runs through the woods to let Alcide know they are coming to look for Emma.  They are investigating Marcus Bozeman’s disappearance.  I guess it’s lucky the pack eats the former master so there’s no evidence.  They are there to talk to Martha.  Rikki and Alcide give the lame excuse that Martha has emphysema, but the police insist.  Martha goes outside to talk with the cops and Rikki forces Emma to turn into a wolf before they search the house.  I liked Rikki until she got all crazy-eyed on poor Emma and forced her to turn.  What’s up with Alcide and crazy women?  She doesn’t want Emma there, but Alcide says she’s a wolf and he’s going to take car of her (ha ha).  Martha tells Rikki she must bow to Alcide since he’s the packmaster.  There is a conveniently placed owl outside watching everything that is transpiring, but no one seems to be worried that it’s shifter Sam.  At night, Nicole and her VUS crew (Vampire Unity Society) visit the Shreveport pack to offer their assistance.  The owl is still stationed outside watching every move.  Alcide realizes one of the guys has a camera, so the pack goes out of control and wants to kill him. (Hell what else are you going to do on a weeknight when war is going on?  I’m sure they’re glad to be out of that barn.)  Alcide commands them to take control, but fails miserably.  Every one starts changing, leaving the VUS running in terror.  Nicole gets bit in the process, but is saved by one of the wolves (partly white, so was that Alcide?).  Since fate created a wonderful diversion, Sam shifts and grabs Emma.  Sam and Emma are running away when they see that Nicole needs help.

Jessica asks Bill who is going to burn and he tells her vampires.  He doesn’t know when or where, but he saw her, Eric, Pam, Tara, etc.  He has to stop it.  He decides that he must be able to walk in the daytime, since in his dream with Lilith he was in the sun.  He thinks he is invincible now.  Jess pleads with him to come inside but butt-cut, butt-headed Bill has to try it out.  And, not just standing by some sunlight in the window, but full on walking out into the sunlight.  When the sun comes up he lights on fire, which I have to say was pretty funny because he needs to be knocked down a peg or two.  Bill goes out to run “errands” that night.  Jess tells him not to shut her out and to let her help.  He tells her about a college professor names Hiro Takahashi who works at the University of Louisiana.  He is rumored to be the inventor of synthetic blood.  Bill tells Jess to wear something inappropriate because Hiro is a dirty old man.  She walks into a lecture he is giving and stays after for some extra-credit.  She asks him for tutoring in organic chemistry.  Meanwhile, Bill shows up at Sookie’s house.  At first, she will only talk to him through the door.  He says if she doesn’t help him Eric and the other vamps will die.  She hesitates to invite him in, but Billith needs no invitation.  He walks in without any repercussions.  Jason goes after him, but Bill telekinetically pins him to the wall.  Bill wants Sookie’s blood so he can have the scientist professor synthesize it.  She proclaims, “You’re not god Bill, you’re just an asshole” and tells him to leave.  He vows that she is dead to him and she says she’s fine with that.  (Hmm, what happens when you incur the wrath of Billith?)  Sheriff Bellefleur catches Bill walking across the cemetery after curfew.  He says he’s sorry seeing how Bill is family and tells him he doesn’t believe all the nonsense going on, but it is his job.  Bill notices a stuffed animal purse in the back of Andy’s car and smells fairy on it and Andy tells him about his rapidly growing fairy daughters.  Uh oh, end credits.  

Hopefully Bill just needs a sample and doesn’t kill all the little fairy pop-tartlets.  Until next week…









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